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FAITH - Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.


TAGS: faith follower fail
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pratham

pratham - December 31, 2011, 4:57 am, #227118
@mariand Thanks.
KoU - December 29, 2011, 10:45 am, #227050
As my mon tell me F**k yourselft xD
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:10 am, #227044
well said


HOORAY! HOORAY! FIRST OF MAY! - OUTDOOR SCREWING STARTS TODAY!


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

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Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am, #233378
J. Coulton for the win!


MEMORIES -




DARE TO BE DIFFERENT - Find Your Own Path And Screw The Conformity Of the Crowd


TAGS: dare zebra path follow direction
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236085

post to motitwist
Lavinator - June 9, 2012, 5:46 pm, #236082
Point taken in the a**...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:03 pm, #236018
That's much too motivational to be demotivational.


DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER -


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm, #231014
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm, #231010
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #230376
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm, #230310

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am, #230277
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


FOLLOWING THE PACK -


TAGS: watch your back calendar follow
Rating: 4.6/5

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caveman - March 8, 2012, 6:47 pm, #230926
Cheers RL
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:29 pm, #230908

awesome
maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:16 am, #230887
Very True !!


LIFE IS A DANCE - Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow.


TAGS: dance life follow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

justme - June 23, 2011, 1:54 am, #220439
please submit to philosophywall... it's great :)
rerun - June 22, 2011, 6:22 pm, #220413

motitwist material


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm, #206323
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162024
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


SIGNS -




CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~


TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm, #130370
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.


THE CIRCUS -




INSTRUCTIONS -




LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm, #177554
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".


TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by motifayk

spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236622
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am, #236609
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am, #236606
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!


NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.




Sorry Dude -




FOLLOW ME -


TAGS: follow cult burn embrace
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - August 4, 2012, 8:07 pm, #238074
I wonder why.........
Chrysophase2003 - August 4, 2012, 7:45 pm, #238072
That's strange. I was raised in a house. We visited a church. We were taught a religion. We rejected the religion. We were ejected from the church. We then went back to a house.
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 8:04 pm, #238049
A church is something you're raised in. A cult is something you join.
Sho - August 3, 2012, 7:06 pm, #238039
Using all the hate as fuel :D. And thx everyone
rerun - August 3, 2012, 5:04 pm, #238032

I gave every jecampbell75 poster posted a 5L....oh wait, there are NO jecampbell75 posters posted. I guess that means jecampbell75 can criticize but not create. I am sure however that any work jecampbell75 will be stellar, I think 4**** wants you back
crankyhead - August 3, 2012, 4:00 pm, #238027
Mr. Campbell, please step off that pretty pink Hello Kitty pedestal of yours, and help yourself to a free clue. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:53 pm, #238026
I agree with Gas....If jecampbell1175 can show us something better...I'd like to see it. Make posters or GTFO....We don't need your negativity.
gas - August 3, 2012, 2:45 pm, #238025
signed, gas
- August 3, 2012, 2:40 pm, #238024
How many Sho's posters have you seen? You shouldn't judge someone's work so roughly based on one or two you didn't like.. especially when you haven't done any.
jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:22 pm, #238023
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:21 pm, #238022
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm, #238021
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm, #238020
Cool picture but unrelated. Poem (if it can be called that) is ridiculous and juvenile. Theme is contrived sappy-goth dark wanna be. No, I didn't like it.
Chrysophase2003 - August 2, 2012, 9:41 pm, #237996
Good one. What's the difference between a church and a cult? Funding.
Sho - August 2, 2012, 11:03 am, #237974
Only if you favorite the poster first
pickleviper - August 2, 2012, 8:59 am, #237970
I am a good zombie, master. See, I gives you 5L. Am I to be rewarded with brains?


AVALANCHE - I have the feeling someone is following me




follow your dreams.. and you'll be followed... -


TAGS: follow dreams moment mariand
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:55 am, #246301
HAH! Good'n mariand. 5L


PATH OF LIFE -


TAGS: lead follow or get outta the way
Rating: 4.86/5

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jevita - September 3, 2010, 3:29 pm, #192147
very funny!
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 11:05 pm, #191672
favourited and 5L'd. F-ing brilliant
spacedog - August 30, 2010, 10:36 pm, #191663
Brilliant Face. 5L


Playing With Fire -


TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm, #252459
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm, #252456
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L


We the sheeple -


TAGS: will follow the media forever
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Bolverk3778 - July 3, 2013, 6:32 am, #247285
The parents who push their children into this should be done for child abuse and endangerment.


LOOK AT THE HEAD ON THAT!!! -


TAGS: longhorn follow directions feas
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:23 pm, #217885
Wow, Mongo's lost a lot of weight.


The Napkin -


TAGS: miss priss cult followers napkin
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 2:47 am, #247936
Sounds... k****.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:29 am, #247935
Thanks for the great late night laugh Ism.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:28 am, #247934
Today's special...Purple Nurple Gra**!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:27 am, #247933
That 10% is negotiable depending on how many cookies one eats.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:17 am, #247932
Through me of course.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 5:55 pm, #247927
What flavor of Kool-Aid?
Ism - July 19, 2013, 4:32 pm, #247917
First... You must dra** "The Napkin" reverently across your lap... while partaking of the sacrament of Banana Chips & Kool-Aid... then give Miss Priss 10% of your Income in Tithe
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 3:01 pm, #247914
I'm sold, how does one pay tribute to The Napkin?


FOLLOW ME - ON TWITTER. Then wonder why you bothered.




FOLLOWING THE PACK - Because you're leading from the rear




PERSEVERENCE -




THE GATHERING -


TAGS: a loyal following
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:09 pm, #197402
Wow I Feel Like A fetus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:00 pm, #197255
stop flirting with me Ice.
Airman - October 8, 2010, 6:34 pm, #197252
you are so bad
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 6:22 pm, #197248
Moooooooooooooooo has souvenir split crotch panties that his mom gave him older than 20 years.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:21 pm, #197247
I'm 15,I am young. you my friend are mediocre.
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 5:47 pm, #197244
Huh, didn't know there was that big of a following. And I guess hate poster is a little strong. I'll work on the avatar, but I'll probably keep up the comment posting. By the by, is twenty young?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:58 pm, #197239
Yes.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 4:37 pm, #197235
Is that a request?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:36 pm, #197233
We already see that when we look at you.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 4:22 pm, #197231
The beard stroke was a little much. I woulda went for a gif of picking my nose and eating it, repeat.
rerun - October 8, 2010, 2:20 pm, #197221

I had read the comments about his avatar PRIOR to my approving this. If I thought this was a hate poster I would not have approved it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:38 am, #197205
And vulnerable epileptics.....
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 11:36 am, #197204
His avatar is just trollin for attention.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:35 am, #197203
My guesss.....he's Bria's cousin, or brother.....either way, LAY OFF the inane comments!!!!
Airman - October 8, 2010, 11:31 am, #197202
I'm going to make a wild guess moooo, and venture he's pretty young
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:28 am, #197201
*Too many comments
Airman - October 8, 2010, 11:28 am, #197200
yo hangman. This wasn't meant to be a hate poster. I had read the comments from others about your avatar, so was making fun of those. No reason to make a hate poster about you. You've made some posters and you make reasonable comments.
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:12 am, #197175
I was being sarcastic
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 9:11 am, #197173
I actually find it more annoying.
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:05 am, #197170
Although this is not a hate poster, you can be sure we hated the avatar. The new one is only slightly less annoying, well done!
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 8:47 am, #197166
It's not a hate poster. it's a "tough love" poster. Hate posters are not allowed at motifake.
forseti - October 8, 2010, 4:54 am, #197161
to get a hate poster is one thing. to get this approved for the main site is the other... ;)
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:37 am, #197155
You know, this is really awesome. Nearly choked on my spit. I didn't know I was annoying enough to get a hate poster. 5L
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 12:34 am, #197143
I thought I was the only one who wanted to kill him.
ICEMAN - October 7, 2010, 8:14 pm, #197120
I hope that was a remote controlled camera. 5 GET A NEW FRAKKIN AVATARs


If I hate you -




true love -


TAGS: travel love follow me
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2015, 9:37 pm, #260924
It's an aphorism by Robert Brault.
TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2015, 8:34 pm, #260917
Thanks!
rerun - April 24, 2015, 8:08 pm, #260916

Fantastic


wisdom -


TAGS: widom follow your dreams
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - July 4, 2015, 10:47 am, #261875
LOL! Let me know if you need a couple of recipes for squirrel! I've got 'em!
GaryO - July 4, 2015, 8:31 am, #261873
so cute...lil' bass turds are eatin' my garden...got a bead on 'em


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