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Follow Demotivational Poster

FAITH - Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.

TAGS: faith follower fail
Rating: 4.79/5

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pratham - December 31, 2011, 4:57 am
@mariand Thanks.
KoU - December 29, 2011, 10:45 am
As my mon tell me F**k yourselft xD
mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:10 am
well said


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

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Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT - Find Your Own Path And Screw The Conformity Of the Crowd

TAGS: dare zebra path follow direction
Rating: 4.45/5

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rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:03 pm

post to motitwist
Lavinator - June 9, 2012, 5:46 pm
Point taken in the a**...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:03 pm
That's much too motivational to be demotivational.


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


TAGS: watch your back calendar follow
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - March 8, 2012, 6:47 pm
Cheers RL
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:29 pm

maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:16 am
Very True !!

LIFE IS A DANCE - Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow.

TAGS: dance life follow
Rating: 5/5

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justme - June 23, 2011, 1:54 am
please submit to philosophywall... it's great :)
rerun - June 22, 2011, 6:22 pm

motitwist material


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~

TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.



LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!

HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".

TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!

NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.

Sorry Dude -


TAGS: follow cult burn embrace
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - August 4, 2012, 8:07 pm
I wonder why.........
Chrysophase2003 - August 4, 2012, 7:45 pm
That's strange. I was raised in a house. We visited a church. We were taught a religion. We rejected the religion. We were ejected from the church. We then went back to a house.
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 8:04 pm
A church is something you're raised in. A cult is something you join.
Sho - August 3, 2012, 7:06 pm
Using all the hate as fuel :D. And thx everyone
rerun - August 3, 2012, 5:04 pm

I gave every jecampbell75 poster posted a 5L....oh wait, there are NO jecampbell75 posters posted. I guess that means jecampbell75 can criticize but not create. I am sure however that any work jecampbell75 will be stellar, I think 4**** wants you back
crankyhead - August 3, 2012, 4:00 pm
Mr. Campbell, please step off that pretty pink Hello Kitty pedestal of yours, and help yourself to a free clue. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:53 pm
I agree with Gas....If jecampbell1175 can show us something better...I'd like to see it. Make posters or GTFO....We don't need your negativity.
gas - August 3, 2012, 2:45 pm
signed, gas
- August 3, 2012, 2:40 pm
How many Sho's posters have you seen? You shouldn't judge someone's work so roughly based on one or two you didn't like.. especially when you haven't done any.
jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:22 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:21 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm
Cool picture but unrelated. Poem (if it can be called that) is ridiculous and juvenile. Theme is contrived sappy-goth dark wanna be. No, I didn't like it.
Chrysophase2003 - August 2, 2012, 9:41 pm
Good one. What's the difference between a church and a cult? Funding.
Sho - August 2, 2012, 11:03 am
Only if you favorite the poster first
pickleviper - August 2, 2012, 8:59 am
I am a good zombie, master. See, I gives you 5L. Am I to be rewarded with brains?

AVALANCHE - I have the feeling someone is following me

follow your dreams.. and you'll be followed... -

TAGS: follow dreams moment mariand
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:55 am
HAH! Good'n mariand. 5L


TAGS: lead follow or get outta the way
Rating: 4.86/5

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jevita - September 3, 2010, 3:29 pm
very funny!
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 11:05 pm
favourited and 5L'd. F-ing brilliant
spacedog - August 30, 2010, 10:36 pm
Brilliant Face. 5L

Playing With Fire -

TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L

We the sheeple -

TAGS: will follow the media forever
Rating: 4.69/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 3, 2013, 6:32 am
The parents who push their children into this should be done for child abuse and endangerment.


TAGS: longhorn follow directions feas
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:23 pm
Wow, Mongo's lost a lot of weight.

The Napkin -

TAGS: miss priss cult followers napkin
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 2:47 am
Sounds... k****.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:29 am
Thanks for the great late night laugh Ism.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:28 am
Today's special...Purple Nurple Gra**!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:27 am
That 10% is negotiable depending on how many cookies one eats.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:17 am
Through me of course.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 5:55 pm
What flavor of Kool-Aid?
Ism - July 19, 2013, 4:32 pm
First... You must dra** "The Napkin" reverently across your lap... while partaking of the sacrament of Banana Chips & Kool-Aid... then give Miss Priss 10% of your Income in Tithe
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 3:01 pm
I'm sold, how does one pay tribute to The Napkin?

FOLLOW ME - ON TWITTER. Then wonder why you bothered.

FOLLOWING THE PACK - Because you're leading from the rear



TAGS: a loyal following
Rating: 3.5/5

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Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:09 pm
Wow I Feel Like A fetus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:00 pm
stop flirting with me Ice.
Airman - October 8, 2010, 6:34 pm
you are so bad
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
Moooooooooooooooo has souvenir split crotch panties that his mom gave him older than 20 years.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:21 pm
I'm 15,I am young. you my friend are mediocre.
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 5:47 pm
Huh, didn't know there was that big of a following. And I guess hate poster is a little strong. I'll work on the avatar, but I'll probably keep up the comment posting. By the by, is twenty young?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:58 pm
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Is that a request?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
We already see that when we look at you.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 4:22 pm
The beard stroke was a little much. I woulda went for a gif of picking my nose and eating it, repeat.
rerun - October 8, 2010, 2:20 pm

I had read the comments about his avatar PRIOR to my approving this. If I thought this was a hate poster I would not have approved it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:38 am
And vulnerable epileptics.....
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 11:36 am
His avatar is just trollin for attention.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:35 am
My guesss.....he's Bria's cousin, or brother.....either way, LAY OFF the inane comments!!!!
Airman - October 8, 2010, 11:31 am
I'm going to make a wild guess moooo, and venture he's pretty young
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:28 am
*Too many comments
Airman - October 8, 2010, 11:28 am
yo hangman. This wasn't meant to be a hate poster. I had read the comments from others about your avatar, so was making fun of those. No reason to make a hate poster about you. You've made some posters and you make reasonable comments.
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:12 am
I was being sarcastic
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 9:11 am
I actually find it more annoying.
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:05 am
Although this is not a hate poster, you can be sure we hated the avatar. The new one is only slightly less annoying, well done!
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 8:47 am
It's not a hate poster. it's a "tough love" poster. Hate posters are not allowed at motifake.
forseti - October 8, 2010, 4:54 am
to get a hate poster is one thing. to get this approved for the main site is the other... ;)
hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:37 am
You know, this is really awesome. Nearly choked on my spit. I didn't know I was annoying enough to get a hate poster. 5L
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 12:34 am
I thought I was the only one who wanted to kill him.
ICEMAN - October 7, 2010, 8:14 pm
I hope that was a remote controlled camera. 5 GET A NEW FRAKKIN AVATARs

true love -

TAGS: travel love follow me
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2015, 9:37 pm
It's an aphorism by Robert Brault.
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If I hate you -

wisdom -

TAGS: widom follow your dreams
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 4, 2015, 10:47 am
LOL! Let me know if you need a couple of recipes for squirrel! I've got 'em!
GaryO - July 4, 2015, 8:31 am
so cute...lil' bass turds are eatin' my garden...got a bead on 'em

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